Grandma Got Run Over by

a Reindeer

 

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

[Verse 1]
She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
And we'd begged her not to go

But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

[Chorus]
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
(Lord, we believe)


[Verse 2]
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' football
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle

It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

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